Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Subway: Eat bench.

When he signed his various endorsement deals, I'm guessing Brady Quinn thought he'd be getting a lot more playing time.

That is just unfortunate. Does standing around watching other people play football qualify as you being "busy"? Come on, Brady, that's a sweet sandwich delivery gig. You're going to need to keep your legs in shape in case you ever do get to start.

This is why no college football fan likes Notre Dame, for the record. Why is the backup quarterback for the Cleveland Browns getting endorsement deals? Oh, because he went to Notre Dame. Guess what? Big deal. Did he win the Heisman like fellow Subway pitchman Reggie Bush? No. Did he ever win a bowl game? No. Has he thrown more than eight passes in the pros? No. Couldn't we at least wait until he starts a game before we sign him up, advertisers?

1 comment:

Quivering P. Landmass said...

Hey, you can't expect to join a team that's 38-58 over the last six years and just start right away, okay? Give him a year to settle in and spend some of that money, for cripes sakes.