Guy #1: The Steakhouse from Burger King? What'd you do to deserve a burger this special?
Why does anyone need to do something to eat a BK burger, aside from, I suppose, pay for it? Isn't this kind of an absurd concept for a company with the slogan "Have It Your Way"? Isn't the whole BK spirit "We'll get you whatever you want"? I fail to see how "you need to be awesome to eat our burgers" fits in with the brand.
Scientist #1 (dramatically smug): I just discovered a moon orbiting Regulus 279 in the Crab Nebula. It may support life.
So you need to discover a moon to earn that burger. Got it.
Also, don't think for a second that the copywriters at Crispin Porter + Bogusky did even an iota of research before writing this ad. They have no fucking clue what they're talking about when it comes to astronomy (btw, that site's super nerdy, but I think one of the issues is that a moon wouldn't be ordering a star like Regulus, or it'd be called a planet. Also, I'm not so sure Regulus 279 even exists.)
Guy #1: And you?
Scientist #2: I helped.
If such a "moon" could ever be found, I think it would be a big enough deal that the #2 guy finding it would be deserving of a fast food burger as well.
Guy #1: You helped. You either discover a star or you don't. You arrogant punk.
Were you even listening to the commercial you're filming, Guy #1? He said it was a fucking moon, not a star, you ass-tard. I mean, this commercial is just so pock-marked with stupidity, you have to wonder how something like this even sees the air? Can't you just see some asshole copywriter jotting the dialogue down on the margin of a crossword puzzle and then handing it over like "There you go! There's your new commercial!" And then when somebody dares to suggest a slight rewrite to, you know, make the spot make sense, the copywriter would get all pissy and refuse to alter a single word.
Announcer: The new Steakhouse.... so special, people may think you think you're special.
I've written before about how simplicity is paramount when you're trying to convey a message in under 30 seconds to a ADD audience watching loud, colorful TV shows, so I won't bother to repeat myself. Suffice it to say, when you have to decode a slogan to this degree, I think it may be time to consider an alternate option. I had a couple ideas:
"The new Steakhouse: So special people may not care how bad your commercials are."
"The new Steakhouse: So special you might get some really special heart disease from eating it."
"The new Steakhouse: Do you get the sense we're using 'special' as a euphemism for 'retarded'?"
"The new Steakhouse: Oh my God that looks disgusting... and what the hell are those, like little French fries you're putting on top? Wow that's nasty."
5 comments:
Regulus is also nowhere near the Crab Nebula; it's in Leo, while the Crab Nebula is in Taurus. Leo and Taurus, of course, are nowhere near each other. This took me 30 seconds to Google.
I have to admit, I like this commercial, in spite of its abject stupidity. Why? It's certainly not the concept, nor the product. It'll never sell me the product, because Burger King food sucks.
It's actually the performance of Guy #1. He just sells that last line with a combination of disgust and condemnation that's so earnest and over the top, it's strangely entertaining. So, while I guess the ad is a failure, given it's goal, I still have a certain fondness for it. Sadly, the other commercials in this line feature actors in the role of the incredulous inquisitor that aren't nearly as entertaining, and they just plain suck.
I'll grant you that the acting of Guy #1 is solid. He does have a nice delivery -- kinda reminds me of that Jackie Childs Seinfeld character. Definitely not enough to make me like the ad, though.
This is probably the best of the series of commercials with this concept, even if it has blatant factual errors. Is it too much to ask that one of the probably hundreds of people who worked on this ad just spend one minute looking something up?
No coverage yet of the Honda animated spokesdouche?
What are you on about?
This ad series is hilarious.
It isn't saying you need to discover a planet in order to buy a burger. Pay attention.
"So special people may think you think you're special" is a great line
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