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Full disclosure: I hate it when advertisers make parodies of classic songs. That said, this one is especially bad. The lyrics were apparently written by a fifth grader at 3:00 AM ("Lonesome toad?" What the crap?), and the instrumentals are way too relaxed for Viva Las Vegas... or Viva brand paper towels, even. What happened to all the peppy guitar and percussion riffs, the musical equivalent of the Vegas Strip's flashy neon signs? They're the best part of the song, dangit!Okay. Musical rant over. On a serious note, these ads could get Pfizer in some hot water with the FDA. Judging by other posts on that pharma marketing blog, the feds aren't too keen on ads that are all pitch and no disclaimer. Here's hoping for a lawsuit!
Nobody likes hearing the standard boilerplate read by a stern announcer during the commercial; at the other end of the spectrum, having a character read the boilerplate during the commercial is truly heinous ("Hey, I didn't go to medical school for nothing!"). This may be an attempt at a happy (but potentially illegal) compromise.
Hey, don't mock the Yaz commercial. It's one of my favorites, precisely because of that bizarre monologue. What (non-fictional) woman chats with her girlfriends about side effects and FDA warnings?
I would never hang out with her. Not in a billion years. Because you know she brings it up every time she wants to make a point, no matter how minor."Salad or soup, miss?""Soup. I didn't go to medical school for nothing!"
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Full disclosure: I hate it when advertisers make parodies of classic songs. That said, this one is especially bad. The lyrics were apparently written by a fifth grader at 3:00 AM ("Lonesome toad?" What the crap?), and the instrumentals are way too relaxed for Viva Las Vegas... or Viva brand paper towels, even. What happened to all the peppy guitar and percussion riffs, the musical equivalent of the Vegas Strip's flashy neon signs? They're the best part of the song, dangit!
Okay. Musical rant over. On a serious note, these ads could get Pfizer in some hot water with the FDA. Judging by other posts on that pharma marketing blog, the feds aren't too keen on ads that are all pitch and no disclaimer. Here's hoping for a lawsuit!
Nobody likes hearing the standard boilerplate read by a stern announcer during the commercial; at the other end of the spectrum, having a character read the boilerplate during the commercial is truly heinous ("Hey, I didn't go to medical school for nothing!"). This may be an attempt at a happy (but potentially illegal) compromise.
Hey, don't mock the Yaz commercial. It's one of my favorites, precisely because of that bizarre monologue. What (non-fictional) woman chats with her girlfriends about side effects and FDA warnings?
I would never hang out with her. Not in a billion years. Because you know she brings it up every time she wants to make a point, no matter how minor.
"Salad or soup, miss?"
"Soup. I didn't go to medical school for nothing!"
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